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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Oh My God (dammit)

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
HOLD THE PRESSES!!

OMG girl is seeing someone.

All I can think is, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?

It’s not that I wish she wasn’t see anyone, I don’t usually wish BAD things on people.  But DAMMIT, I want a turn!

I don’t say OH MY GOD all the time, although I’ll concede that I may say FUCK a little too much, but only when it’s appropriate.

I’m not hideous all the time (I am today).

I’m fairly intelligent.

I’m a fantastic kisser.

I’ve been told I’m funny and fun to be around.

Sometimes I look like a “cute cartoon character” (that was sarcastic).

I like to think that I’m lovable.  I suppose I’m disillusioned.

FUCK.

2 comments:

Vigilarius said...

I think you're a cutie pie, if that counts for anything. :)

TrippyBeth said...

Thanks Vigilarius, it does, it does definitely count!
and makes me smile :-)