SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
HOLD THE PRESSES!!
OMG girl is seeing someone.
All I can think is, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
It’s not that I wish she wasn’t see anyone, I don’t usually wish BAD things on people. But DAMMIT, I want a turn!
I don’t say OH MY GOD all the time, although I’ll concede that I may say FUCK a little too much, but only when it’s appropriate.
I’m not hideous all the time (I am today).
I’m fairly intelligent.
I’m a fantastic kisser.
I’ve been told I’m funny and fun to be around.
Sometimes I look like a “cute cartoon character” (that was sarcastic).
I like to think that I’m lovable. I suppose I’m disillusioned.