Well I just came to the cold, hard realization that I’ve been
sick for far too long.
How did I come to this realization, you might ask?
Well, aside from simply counting the calendar days, it was my
own behavior.
Normally, there are things in life that don’t even register on
my radar. This particular event that
happened on my drive home is one of those things.
I am taking the short journey from the office to my
apartment. It’s a simple drive, usually
no traffic issues; I just get in my lane and drive.
Today there is a police car in the lane next to me, no biggie;
I wasn’t breaking any laws, so I continued driving.
Then…
I see the police car dart from one lane into the other WITHOUT
SIGNALING.
I get all steamed!
“Does this guy think that he’s ABOVE THE LAW! Hhhmmpphhh! That’s
the PoPo for ya!”
Then, when I arrived at the next stoplight I thought:
“Wow, I’m really becoming a bitch.”
Usually I could give a
fuck as long as he didn’t cause me to wreck I wouldn’t even think twice about
it. I mean it’s not like he’s murdering
hookers.
Sheesh, I feel like all of my nerves are unsheathed and just
raw!!
So if you cross my path and I’m nasty or judgy, please take
into consideration the amount of mucus my upper body is producing, it is
severely impacting my usual jovial personality, and not in a good way!
SNOT BE DAMNED!!
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